Bernard, the pig. He’s on this earth to live just like you, me and everyone else out there and he was not born to be eaten. So take your hands off, dirty fucking humanity. (I wonder what asshole put this thing through his ear.. Grr.)
I wonder what asshole put this thing through his ear
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I’ve had this problem with literally every guy I’ve ever liked ever
Omg me too.
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thinking they put this on revolver because they knew it would make me was to shoot myself with one
Bitches stealing your songs and shit.
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Took a hit off one of my roommate’s bowls last night. I think the shit was either laced with something, or it was the dankest most potent weed I have ever had.
Honestly I had the trippiest night of my life.
Thats like putting Honey in shit. It still tastes like shit.Jack Daniels whiskey HD animated GIF
honey makes everything better.
Use chopsticks bro.YEAH, THANKS!
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No Problem.
Badass pipe where the eye turns red when you smoke out of it.
thats a trip, i wonder how it works.
It’s actually two different pipes.
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Lights off with a great album and good whiskey.
My kind of Thursday night.
Love this so much it hurts.
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It really annoys the fuck out of me when girls (or guys for that matter) pretend they know cars.
For example you see an old school chevelle cruise by, and some twat says ” OOO look its a mustang.” Really fucker? I don’t care if you don’t know about them but don’t pretend that shit to look cool.
oyster-cinder-beggar-commonwhore:
just want to have sex on this
YES
#Taking a number
I want to make sweet sweet love to a female who is strong with the force, on this bed.
^ YES. ALL OF THE ABOVE.
I feel like this would lead to alot of bad star wars sex puns…
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Becky and Haley.
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